There isn’t a day that goes by where we don’t find something totally cool during a waste removal job. Here are a couple of items we’ve adopted into our garage:
First off, check out this Coca-Cola Family Pack of glass 750ml bottles. Have you ever seen an antique bottle with the seal intact and original Coca-Cola inside?? I really want to open one up and see if it tastes any different. Maybe I can have a couple friends over and offer a glass of expressive, aromatic Coca-Cola… “Mmmm, this is an excellent year.” They’ll say.
Or it might taste like flat glucose syrup that my guests will politely sip…
Your friends have left and now you’re ready to enjoy some time alone. Why not wander out into the Gatineau hills and do some bird calling? We’ve got a WHOLE BOX of Swiss Warbler Bird Calls. The package directs the user to first soak the bird call in water till saturated, then place it on your tongue and hiss gently. Apparently if you follow the directions properly you can mimic the sounds of birds and beasts. We do not recommend bear calling.
If it just so happens that you use your bird call ineffectively and end up attracting a fleet of angry bears, we have some extra Singer Sewing heads lying around to help sew your clothes back together!
If you find success sewing the shredded pieces of your designer pants back together, but you accidentally sewed the leg holes closed, consider punishing yourself with a puff of a stale cigarette –
Just kidding! There are no cigarettes inside. Even if there were we would not recommend smoking them. No matter what era they come from.
Look closely at the photo. Notice no warning labels? This tin was manufactured back in the day before citizens realized the harm cigarettes caused their bodies (and the environment!).
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Don’t be surprised if you discover a piece of junk from your household featured on our blog. We love up-cycling and keeping our landfills clear of recyclables and collector items.
Take care and thanks for reading!